Max's 25 Words of Wisdom for 2011
- Snacks make everyone's day brighter. (Hint. Hint.)
- Naps are one of God's best inventions. Use them wisely.
- A half-hour walk a day keeps people and animals healthy and happy.
- Don't just chase your tail. You will get dizzy and bang your head on the wall. Have a plan.
- Stay away from skunks. Skunks can make everything stink. Skunks come in many forms. Some are humans.
- Don't eat things if you are not sure what they contain. You will throw up.
- It is ok to relax in the sun once in a while.
- Don't leave your mess for others to clean up.
- Greet family members enthusiastically when they return. Everyone likes to be appreciated.
- Take some risks. Chase a cat. Or a woodchuck. Don't chase things which can eat you.
- Eat a snowball. Not a yellow one, though. Know the difference.
- If it smells bad, leave it alone.
- Look out the window often. Opportunities walk by every day.
- Know who lives on your block.
- Keep an eye on visitors until you are sure that they are friends.
- Don't let anyone mess with your people.
- Be tolerant of little people. Sometimes they just don't know any better yet and may pull your tail or rub you the wrong way or even poke you in the eye a little bit. Little people are not necessarily toddlers.
- Investigate strange noises.
- Bark at intruders.
- Baths are necessary. Take one at least several times a year.
- Eating Christmas trees gives you evergreen breath. And makes you throw up.
- Don't eat peoples' socks. Neither of you will be happy in the end.
- Couches are perfect napping places.
- It is ok to run to your people if it is thundering outside. Everyone is afraid of something.
- Remember your Creator.
Have a happy 2011!
xxx,
Max
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